So this weekend I was at the mall *such as it is* with my friend Kadria. She was trying on the cutest (albeit poorly constructed) dress. Anyhow, she needed some help with the zipper; lo and behold my long experience with zip-back water polo suits finally paid off!
She needed to exhale. With Kadria's help, I've had an epiphany:
Women hold their breath to make everything fit. And all we really need to do is exhale.
Now, far be it from me to make some cheesy reference from a movie I've never even seen - but yeah. Stop waiting and just exhale!
ps. I mean me.
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